Top 10 dating tips for girls
Just don’t be a creep and invite us to kick you in the shins. She will strap on those running shoes and will be sprinting by your side. So she brings in the fat = fit equation in her life by making up for all the hogging in the workout department. Plus, since she doesn’t starve herself either, she can hold the booze too! Noticed the number of fleshrockets wanting to drill what you got? Plus, most of us have a rib-cracking sense of humor – so we are sure splitting those flies wide open – one way or the other. Cuddly-snuggly There’s a reason baby got back got so famous.She won’t even say no to juice cleanses once a week. You see more cushin’ for the pushin’ is always welcome.
If we end up grabbing drinks later and a woman insists on paying, I really like that a lot.If you are fat like me, or used to be like some other lucky ex-members of our club who probably bribed the weighing scale to flash skinny, you know the forever-itch to lose weight. Shedding those extra pounds so we don’t have to hide in the shadows, be whisked to dorm rooms and apartments under the cover of night, and then, sent right back in the wee hours of the morning lest some frat bro or roommate belittle the conquest of our douchebag date, used to be our ONLY wish in life. No, I am not ranting – coz I myself find the bitter ‘’ kind of token consolatory refrains mean and derogatory! But there is an undeniable stigma attached to dating a fat girl – like we can be ‘oodles’ of fun to pick for a night but never worthy of being on your arm on date nights or introduced to your friends, much less grace wedding pictures! Or even if you do, you have the know-how for dating one. I am also done dating the tonnes of others who’d deny that I am fat and insist that I am beautiful! To the men – Dating a fat girl may not fall under your quintessential notion of ‘achievement.’ But who made skinny girls queens of the world anyway!So, if you’d been wanting to hop onto that treadmill for days or do those crunches, voila, you got a workout buddy, matey! They can have that ohh-so-sexy strut about the kitchen while some really yum dishes get spread out on the table. Especially during those long, chilly wintry nights when everything is nippy. Third, if you are going down and lift our over-a-buck-ninety b*tt cheeks to snack up – well, you have a meal and a workout combo rolled-in-one.All you gotta do is snuggle up with us – and ooh – warmth… 😉 And of course, there’s no bones about it – your bone’s gonna get some meat and how. Second, the body slamming can be dished out and we can sure as hell take it. Don’t believe me, watch your biceps flex and pump next time!